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Season 1

Charlie

Hey guys! CaveShare? This the right place? ...Ah, nice sturdy wood-work ya got here!

Charlie

You must be Grizzly! Charlie, it's a pleasure, it really is...

Charlie

Golly! Would ya just look at this place? Rustic, charming..! Ah, slick headband, by the way.

Charlie

Man, I gotta tell you guys, I knew this place would be perfect the moment I saw it. This is gonna be great!

Charlie

Well, time to check out the new digs!

Charlie

Quite a lot'o windows y'all got..!

Charlie

Say, this your girlfriend big man?

Charlie

That makes more sense!

Charlie

No, no. Thanks man, I got it! don't trouble yourself.

Charlie

Wow! Is this homemade?

Charlie

Oops... Oh!... Lost it.

Charlie

O-ho, what's in here!

Charlie

No way... Cheese Poofies? How'd you know they're my favorite snack!?

Charlie

Mmmwah! Now that is fresh... That is choice!

Charlie

Ohmygosh! That was so rude of me! Y'all mind if I eat this?

Charlie

Fantastic!

Charlie

Ah, you guys are excellent hosts. I already feel like at home..!

Charlie

Is this couch hypoallergenic? That's kind of a big concern for me.

Charlie

Have you ever heard of dust mites? They're pro'lly crawling all over this thing!

Charlie

Y'all got any games?

Charlie

Lucky 7, lucky 7... Lucky seveen! Roll for luck? ...Alright, come on baby! Let's see that seven! ...WOOHOO!

Charlie

I'll just move over here, and I'll be taking that from you... Say goodbye to Panda! "Bye, Panda!"

Charlie

Uh, you know, here... There... You know how it is..!

Charlie

Let me get that for you!

Charlie

So I'm just watchin' this guy, right from a distance, just minding my own business. So this guy looks like he doesn't even know what he's doing! So, he backs up his truck all the way off the cliff! Right off the edge! He didn't know how to drive!

Charlie

Who?

Charlie

I don't know, it's not like I knew him.

Charlie

Hey, don't mind if I do!

Charlie

Hm... You know what this needs? A little touch of that orange poofy magic.

Charlie

Mmm, let me get that for you...

Charlie

Hey, great soup champ!

Charlie

You guys... I just want to say, Grizz, Pan-Man, a-and... You... You guys are great! I've only been here for like, 3 hours, and I already feel this connection, you know?

Charlie

So, do you guys like any podcasts?

Charlie

Nope, all good here! G'night, buddy!

Charlie

So Panda, tell me about yourself! I always found that best conversations happen under the cover of darkness.

Charlie

Here, I'll start: Sometimes I feel insecure because I feel like the fur on my left side is longer than the fur on my right side. I have a recurring dream that I'm a telephone pole. Is that weird? Also, my head's a little too big for most hats. Hahaha!

Charlie

So, why do you think you don't have a girlfriend? ...Wait, wait, before you answer, I got to run to the bathroom real quick. Hold that thought.

Charlie

Oh no.

Charlie

Uh, h-hey man... H-hey sorry, quick question. Uh, what should I do if the water in the toilet isn't in the toilet anymore? ...Actually, wait I think I got it. Sorry. G'night!

Charlie

Oh man...

Charlie

Update: So, now the water is sorta everywhere and it's moving into the living room. Thoughts? I'm gonna try and put it back in, just gonna borrow this real quick...

Charlie

Uh... Yup!

Charlie

Here you go.

Charlie

Also, you're out of toilet paper.

Charlie

Oh, good morning you two! I made us some coffe- Woah! Oops! Haha, that'll wash out!

Charlie

Also, I hope it's cool that I invited a few friends over. They wanted to check out the pad.

Charlie

Ah, good morning Sunshine! Would you mind whipping up some snacks for us? More friends came than I thought.

Charlie

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry... I didn't do anything... I-I don't know these guys..! I really don't! People just f-follow me..! They won't leave me alone... They ruin everything..! ...I can't do anything to stop this... I just hide, wake up, get a little more used to being alone, then run to hide again... I'm sorry for leading them here, I should've moved on ages ago! ...But I was having so much fun... Finally I made some friends and I screwed it up again... I'll get out of your hair soon, and you won't have to see me again...

Charlie

Excuse me. What's goin' on out here, babe?

Charlie

Who are these people? ...Babe?

Charlie

"Thing"!?

Charlie

I didn't know you felt this way about me! I'm sorry!!

Charlie

Hey, thanks for the gear. Sorry I can't stay longer, but I've been here too long already.

Charlie

Thanks you guys!

Charlie

You too, man!

Charlie

Yeah, it was, uh, good...

Charlie

Okay!

Charlie

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