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This is a transcribed copy of the episode "Nom Nom's Entourage".

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"Where is it?"

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[The episode starts with The Bears watching a video of a hedgehog playing a piano.]

Panda: (laughs) Aw, that never gets old. Play it again!

Grizz: That's enough hedgehog beats for today. Hm, check this video. 5 Million views?!

Panda: Click it!

Grizz: Ok ok, settle down.

["Andy Bangs" appears on the screen, along with scares from Andy.]

Passing Woman: Um, whose baby is this? (takes a closer look) Hello?

Andrew Bangs: (jumpscares lady) Bang!

Passing Woman: Woah!

The Bears: Woah! (Panda falls over.)

Andrew: Hahahaha.

(An elderly woman is feeding the birds when Andy comes out of the bushes)

Andrew: Bang!

Elderly Woman: Ah!

(At a funeral, Andy jumpscares out of the casket)

Andrew: Bang!

Andrew: That's an A-Plus bang scare. (Andy sticks out his tongue, showing "Like and Subscribe" on it)

Grizz: Oh, why do people like this guy? He's the worst.

Panda: (afraid) Is he gone?

Grizz: Ok, let's search something else.

[Grizz searches up "NOT SCARY VIDEOS" and finds a Nom Nom video.]

Grizz: Huh, new Nom Nom video.

Panda: That guy is kinda the worst too, after all he has done to us.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear's grudge is still strong.

Grizz: Yeah, but he is still adorable and awesome.

(Video shows Nom Nom balancing on a ball, but loses balance and falls on the sand cutely)

Grizz: Wooh.

Ice Bear: Ice Bear still doesn't like.

Grizz: You know, both these guys have tons of hits and followers, i wonder if they know each other.

(A mini drumroll plays, the screen then shifts to Nom Nom and his 3 bodyguards walking through the streets of San Francisco.)

(Nom Nom bumps into Andy)

Nom Nom: Hey, what's the-

Andrew: Well, look who it is. Lil' ol' Nom Nom.

Andrew's Friends: You told me you look big. [?]

Andrew: You should look where YOUR going Noms, you could hurt yourself.

Nom Nom: YOU have to look where YOUR going, Andy. Shouldn't you be hiding in a stroller somewhere?

Andrew: You know, I decided to use your's, but baby walked today.

Andrew's Friend 2: OHHH SNAP!

Andrew: Say, what you got here anyway? Is this your weak-sauce entourage? Hehehehe.

Andrew: Don't you know your entourage(?( is supposed to be cool Noms? I bet they cannot even give you high fives. Hehehe. (Andrew's friends high five him)

Nom Nom: Your're wrong Andy! (Nom Nom turns around) Back me up...

Nom Nom's Bodyguard: *opens luggage and takes out a paper* We could zoo. [?]

(Andrew and his friends laugh hysterically, embarrasing Nom Nom)

Nom Nom: You, you b-

Andrew: Aw, you gonna cry.

Andrew's Friend 2: Ohh, here it comes!

Andrew: We should call it WAM-bulance.

(Andrew and his friends roast Nom Nom)

Nom Nom: I-i, y-you-

Andrew: You know, you should call the fire department to treat all these sick BURNS!

Andrew: Well, it had been fun catching up Nom Nom, but my real entourage and I have to get going. Smell you later bum bums.

Nom Nom: Those were my sunglasses! Grrr, you- WHAT WAS THAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ONE COOL THING TO SAY? WHY DO I PAY YOU FOR?!

Nom Nom's Accountant: Um, I'm your accountant.

Nom Nom's Business Manager: Business Manager.

Nom Nom's ???: Eucalyptus breaker(?)

Nom Nom: Goff, useless. I can't afford another blow like that to my street cred. If I'm gonna compete with Andy I'm gonna need ACTUAL entourage! Where to find the right people. Hmmm.. (Nom Nom looks back to his entourage, reimaging them as The Bear with shades.)

(Scene changes to another area)

Panda: Bluh.. I cannot stop thinking about that Andy Bangs video.I feel like he can pop out and scare us too!

He could be lurking anywhere!

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