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(A video game that resembles Wii Sports Resorts shows on screen with characters that resemble The Bears rowing on a river.)
Grizzly: ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What's going on? Dude, what are you doing?
Grizzly: Pay attention, man! One! Two!
Panda: You guys. Guess what happened just now?
Ice Bear: You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.
Panda: Nope! I just matched this amazing girl on an online dating site. She's French! (whispered) Like the kissing!
Grizzly: Stop talking, or we're going to sink!
Panda: Dop. Sorry.
(Panda reaches for his phone and stops rowing in the process. The screen shows him leaning with his paddle sideways.)
Grizzly: One! Two! Alright! We're almost there guys. One! Two! One! Two! Whoa, whoa, whoa! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
(They drown in the game. The video game says, "YOU DROWN!")
Game voice: YOU DROWN!
Grizzly: NO! NO!
Panda: YES! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! CELINE MESSAGED ME! She messaged me! Look!
(Panda shows the phone with the message "YOU FOUND A MATCH," a picture of Celine, her address, and a button saying "Send a message <B")
Grizzly: Whoa. Dude, congratulations! You finally did it, man!
Panda: Aw, shucks.
Ice Bear: What will you do in France?
Panda: Uh, I don't know. But it's going to be, the most romantic experience of my life.
(Screen wiggles and fades to a motorcycle where Celine is driving and Panda is holding tight.)